TP lean because of quarantine? Sit tight, we got you. We’re rollin’ in it.

We’re flush with a stash we just found in the office linen closet. Get your custom Pony tissue-wrapped roll for FREE now. Just click ‘GET 1TP’ below and check out through the cart.

No charge.
No shipping.
No shit.

*limit 1 per order

Specs: Approx. 911 squares of the highest-ish quality TP. Mostly absorbent, except when it’s not. Lasts longer than shorter rolls, but not as long as longer rolls. Comes with complimentary extra good will and well wishes. Can use both sides but not recommended.